Tuesday, April 24, 2012

You Know You Are A Mom When...

You are complimented with: "Good job cleaning my bum Mommy.  You are such a helper.  You did a beautiful job."  Why thank you.  I can change diapers with the best of them.

You are on the phone and your two year old keeps showing you her little finger and making a sad face.  You assume it is an owie and kiss it only to realize you just kissed a booger.

You automatically hold out your hand to catch a child's (who doesn't belong to you) spit up so it doesn't hit the carpet.  You also don't mind having your arm soaked in drool.

You have marker, food and other gross things on your shirt all day and don't notice until it's time to change into your pajamas.

Motherhood is gross but someone has got to do it.


2 comments:

Somers said...

;)

Blogful said...

Ha ha ha! Been there!!

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