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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Oh What A Life

Posted by One Fish

4 comments:

Michelle Jones said...: And she's already trying to lose her water-weight! That cellulite stuff starts early ;o); April 29, 2010 at 11:33 AM
The Studes said...: how the?!!?.... lol that made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants.; April 29, 2010 at 12:20 PM
The Clem Family said...: LOL!!! What a hoot!; May 1, 2010 at 7:56 PM
Richinsrock said...: How do these kids come-up with these things?; May 1, 2010 at 10:41 PM

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