Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Thoughts From The Tub

Thoughts from my six year old in the tub- "I wonder how I get my eyes to evolve to the sides of my head so I won't look like a predatory animal anymore. I don't think I want to eat meat anymore because I am nice to animals so I want my eyes on the side of my head like a prey animal. Maybe they are still in the front of my head because I'm an omnivore. Right Mom?" Um.... yes? "When the giant says- Fee Fie Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman, be he live or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread- Does that mean he is an omnivore too but just a really bad one?" Um...I think that makes him a cannibal?


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